Willy Would Not Wear A Hat

Willy cannot wear a cool hat to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb.

Willy would not wear a hat,

wear a hat, wear a hat;

Willy would not wear a hat.

It made his hair too flat.

“I wish you would,” Aunt Wanda said,

Wanda said, Wanda said.

“I wish you would,” Aunt Wanda said,

and plopped one on his head.